Wednesday, April 23, 2008

sleepwalk to this.


my favorite song performed by my favorite race.
lil dude has dad on backing while he takes the lead?! fuuuuuuck.

gonna get it pt. 3

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claire yale is GONNA GET IT!

Friday, April 18, 2008

(dye val PRO ex)

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Anyone who has seen me in the last month or two will find this funny.


5 a day keeps the seizures at bay.

diamonds.


sweetheart hamm loves the islands. and now theyve gained some more respect from me for this comment from diamonds....

"You know we didn't write Graceland, we were just influenced by it. People who grew up around that time were. The difference between us and Vampire Weekend is that we're not parroting the genre, going in and mining the territory that Paul Simon was in such a boring and uncreative way and just basically ripping him off. We were doing it in a way that wasn't reducing it to ... parody really. I mean when Paul Simon was doing it it was a discovery for him and we were trying to just get in sync with that same sense of musical exploration. I feel like with a band like Vampire Weekend is just seems so calculated, going through the same narrative styles and trying really hard to imitate. And it just sounds like an imitation. I don't even liken what we did to what they're doing. We had the same touchstone which was Graceland, which is a great starting point. That's what Paul Simon's great thing was is that he opened alot of people up to South African music and Brazil and all over and he was creative about it and you have to be creative in the way that you interpret and explore music. And I don't think that band is a very creative band I guess."

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

p.s.

grant or robbie, please show me how to hack that virus into a computer.

nicolas.

So after Grant showed me this video yesterday:

I found this related video. Apparently its a virus. You start up your computer and thats all it plays. Over and over. Its only 2 minutes but it feels really fucking longer than that.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

Saturday, April 5, 2008

waitin' around to die.

heres some shit thats happened over the past few months I never got around to posting.
The Doctors birthday.
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The make-up sex was worth it.
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Pretty sure this guy was proof reading his own suicide note.
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True Metal Night
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Kyle was leaving to Hawaii the next day to film a reggae music video.
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Casey loves guns. Keyes dad wrote for Duck Tales. Big J hits BMW's and giggles about it.
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Space punk, bitch!
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The scariest part of driving on the 405-N.
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"do I look fat?"

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pterosaurs.

A man aged 29 was arrested on 27 December after he crashed his car into a streetlight pole in Wenatchee, Washington, at 11.20pm. Witnesses told police he had been driving down Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into the wrong lane, against oncoming traffic. When police asked him what caused the accident, he apparently replied with a single word: “pterodactyl”. It was not said if he was tested for drugs.

From the same article:

The story of a wounded pterodactyl killed by cowboys that appeared in the Epitaph news­paper in Tombstone, Arizona, in 1890 was almost certainly a tall tale.

Tall tale my ass.

Friday, April 4, 2008

the white accord is going 88 mph straight down.

I sold the white Honda yesterday. Its a 1992 but I think its been dropped thru the branches of the Hamm family for 70 some odd years. I would like to think that. Shit I collected out of the car moments before putting the nail in the coffin?: A book on space travel, Hamms Bluetooth he was psyched on for a day, a dirty ribbed condom, lighter fluid, a match book with a topless pin up girl on it and a polaroid of Clint taken upside down. As I slowly drove away, I turned the radio on and as the car was being towed up the truck bed System of a Downs "Chop Suey" went into the breakdown about "angels deserving to die".

I thought that was fitting.

I wish I had a picture of her to put up but nobody ever thought it was deserving of it.

Probably because it was a fucking 92 Accord.

In all seriousness, she will be missed.

Thats the way she goes.

I'll be bathing in the glory of the throne.

I got two hands
I wanna clap my hands together
I got two legs
I wanna dance to heavens door
I got one heart
I'm gonna fill it up with up Jesus
and I ain't gonna think about trouble anymore

Tuesday, April 1, 2008