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"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

R I P

gingers have tempers.

an open letter to all from Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age regarding his "homophobic" rant after a kid threw a shoe at his face at a show in Oslo.
homme had a 100 plus degree temperature and was throwing up all day.
i dont blame him.
watch the video first.


heres the letter.

Members of the Peanut Gallery:

Some journalists & citizens on the internet are wondering: Q? Am I a homophobe because I included a slang for gay in with other "acceptable" curse words during a verbal lashing I gave a young concertgoer, after being hit by his shoe, during a show the other day? A= Nope. My gay family & friends, as well as myself, KNOW I am not a homophobe. For years now I've known gay is not a choice; one's skin color doesn't determine one's intelligence level; & red hair doesn't mean you're someone's stepchild. You see, it's not the words, it's their intent. I never said, nor suggested, that being gay is wrong, but apparently, based on your outrage to my flu-infused rant, you do! By that logic... I also told that young whipper snapper I'd have anal sex with him... how can I possibly reconcile these opposing viewpoints? I called him a pussy too. Does it mean I hate our one worlds' collective vagina? I never have been nor intend to be politically correct. That's your cross to bear. To me, that PC world would suck more shit than the porta-potty truck at Glastonbury. Homophobic? I'm in Queens of the Stone Age for crissake... You say, "So. Your band name doesn't prove anything." Maybe not. But it's a helluv a lot more definitive than the logic of some watchdog... (sorry canine-American, canine-European, canine-African, canine-Australian & canine-Asian) moralist, keeping score from pure perfectionville? If your glass house is squeegeed that clean & you need to do something, do what the great philosopher Bill Hick's once suggested: - forgive me-. Or don't. I'm not asking for either, OK? I think you should let both of your cheeks go loose so the stick will drop out. Either way I expect that you'll soon find another injustice from your chair, then roll to your bullhorn & point it out to the rest of us... Because you're so above it all. Or If you'll allow me to translate a wish of mine into your PC lingo:
Will you please go have, consensual, sex with yourself.
Pretty please with all natural, carbon offset sugar on top.

Sincerely,
Mr. Missundastood
A.K.A. Joshua, Baby Duck, Jho
Head Choreographer & Do Stuff Corporation's pansexual spokes-thing

brad pitt will go off this year.

first in the Coen brothers "Burn After Reading":


and then in Fincher's "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button":


nothing much else to say.
brad pitt is just fucking rad.

"Cuz when you play with me...

...you play with fire."

Yesterday while sitting around Hamms watching the fire burn Paradise down on tv, Hamm suggested we start a fire at Emma Wilson. There was one going off in Humboldt and one in Paradise, he thought the fires would attract each other and do something.
I lost him at that point.
I think he said something along the lines of fire bomb.
But.
This is where things get fucking crazy.
I wake up this morning and go to chicoer.com to see how the fire was doing. Below the main story I saw this headline.
"Fire Damages Emma Wilson School"
http://www.chicoer.com/news/ci_9575913

Chewys been a busy little wookie.

I have come to the conclusion...

...that I want every lyric off Lil Wayne's "The Carter III" tatooed on my body.

space travels in my blood

there aint nothing i can do about it.

this is the only ones. the song is "another girl another planet".
theyre from the 70's.
they liked to party.
i think time and dope caught up with the frontman.
for some reason i think thats what botill is going to look like when he grows up.
does anybody know what this song is from? a film or a skate video?
someone help.

what goes around is all around..

found these in my closet. we were doing a project on fashion in the '80s. (ACT was such a fucking joke.) that blonde chick isnt a chick at all. its sean meehan.




ladies and gentlemen...MR SEAN IRVING!!! and myself rowed up. and that crazy korean girl that john banged after us 3 did abunch of tequila shots at johns moms house. i slept downstairs and watched starship troopers with tong and mo.

gonna get it pt. 7

cassie from skins.

shes the mentally unstable yet adorable girl from my favorite british teen melodrama "skins".

shes gonna get it.
bad.

thanks to the new gutter twins music video...

the summer of mike is about to go the fuck off. albeit we did just lose mike #4(mark botill) to the bay area. fucking dummy.

an idle mind is the devil's playground.

Robert Downey Jr is going to live forever!!!!

keeping it fucking sexy.

In 2003, Robert Downey Jr. was driving down PCH in California with a ton of "fucking dope" in the car when he suddenly decided to stop at Burger King for a meal. He said eating one of their burgers made him turn his life around.

He said, "I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen."

He immediately dumped all his drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act.

gonna get it pt.6

Marjorie Cameron.

I let john borrow sex and rockets. its a book about jack parsons, the guy who invented rocket fuel and jet propulsion. the guy who took america to space. there would be no neil armstrong, no apollo 13, no buzz lightyear, if it hadnt been for jack. no ones heard about him though because the man was an occultist. marjorie was jacks scarlet woman. he regarded her as "the fulfillment of magical rituals he had been performing as the beginning of the Babalon Working, roughly, an attempt to incarnate in a physical body a divine entity, a living Goddess, that would bring about great change for the Aeon of Horus and change the course of history."

she starred in a kenneth anger film after jack blew himself up with jet fuel and explosives in his pasadena lodge. she was a painter as well. she later burned most of her paintings in the late 1950s in a symbolic suicide performed with her second husband Sherif Kimmil after they had been up for several days on speed and had formed what Cameron called a "suicide club". Kimmil slit his wrists in the bathroom at the same time as the burning.
she didnt die till 1995.

prelude to the fall.

just finished watching point break. i realized how much of a fucking bum-out its going to be if swayze succumbs to the cancer. but then roadhouse came on and i realized theres no fucking way that will happen. hes already survived a fucking plane crash. who was flying the plane? patrick and his dogs. and what did he do after the plane crashed? got out of the fucking plane and walked his dogs.
get hard.


my dad told me today about the one and only chance he had to become famous. he was driving vincent price from the holiday inn to the airport here in chico when he was about 18. vincent told him that chico "sure had alot of almonds".

my dad wasnt paying attention because he was imagining his name on the news the next day if he were to drive vincent price off the road and killed him.
pops says wierd shit occasionally.

(couldnt find a picture of the old man on the computer so heres what he would look like if he WAS famous.)

Every time...

...I wake up in an emergency room, I want this guy to be at the foot of my bed.

bowzies boobie labwaste.

bianca has expressed to me that i am never kind to her. that i am the meanest and the worst to her out of all the boys. she told me yesterday that she is going to put me under the 3 strike rule and of course after the 3rd strike

she

will

never

talk

to

me

again.

I of course promptly swung twice and got 2 strikes within 30 minutes. Im going to call bullshit as I usually do when ever something trys to come out of her mouth.
I want strike 3 right now.
hard
this hard

Give it to me you dumb little puerto rican.

Struck out?
Now bianca, if you can go a whole WEEK without saying ONE word to me, I will take you to candy tyme in the mall and you can get a whole bag on me.
But if you lose, this will be the worst summer of your life. It will be filled with put downs, sarcastic remarks, mental abuse("mental" as in fucking crazy), constantly pushing you to the ground, abortions, tying your shoelaces together when your not looking etc etc etc..

other than that, i wish i was in LA with sean, gary and casey watching universal studios burn the fuck down. i hope it burnt peter falks office down. oldboy is fucking crazy and yells at everyone. if he wasnt famous im pretty sure/positive/convinced he would be just another crazy old man who talks to himself and screams at inatimate objects.

i feel bad about what i just wrote. i love peter falk and wish him no harm.