Friday, May 23, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

over and over and over and over and over....

skywave was the band before a place to bury strangers. grant told me about skywave. john told me that grant doesnt like a place to bury strangers. theyre practically the same fucking band you big pup. thanks anyway for the heads up grant. come back and lets get our free beef on.

the info from the user who posted this video reads:

"Song that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend...I still want her..."

heres a place to bury strangers. this video was shot in a RV in a dennys parking lot in ohio.

Never in my life...

...would I have had ever ever ever ever imagined that my dad would ask me the question:
"Why does Clint have a boner?"


I did not have an answer for him.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

guess what?

on monday.






someone cums home.












hes cumming on an airplane.









and hes cumming hard.












and fast.
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MARK BOTILL RETURNS TO AMERICA THIS MONDAY!!!

hide the lady boys.
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we're drinking phuket buckets all night and gettin him leash'd.

An Open Letter to Casey Daniel Barclay

Original posting from Casey's blog, "Aut Agere Aut Mori":

"Wednesday, May 14, 2008
James

Where the fuck are you James?
You can't move back to Chico before we finish the album."

Dear Casey-

Im sorry.
Come to Chico for the summer.
My brother's going to jail.
You can have his room.
And then we can get the ball rolling again.

With love,
James a.k.a "your Jimmy Denim"

go play puppies.

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Ill be at Duffys most likely with Mike #3. Getting pissed and putting 20 dollars worth of plays of Jerry Lee Lewis on the jukebox.

trill

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recognize trill.

mamas mad cuz im fuckin up her gold pots.

> Roland Emmerich (ID4, The Day After Tommorrow) is directing the 2012 movie. Old news. New news? John Cusack is going to star. John Cusack is thee last fucking person I would want to be stuck with in that situation.
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> Theyre finally making a movie about the WACO standoff. Another idea I sat on too long. I need to start doing something or my inventions and ideas like the "Cool-Out"(tm) and movies about cults are going to keep getting snatched faster than you can say "Vote for Borack LaBamba in 2008"
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> Brian Wilson is coming back. The man is torched out of his mind but its still Brian fucking Wilson. You write Pet Sounds asshole.
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Monday, May 19, 2008

Ill give Sean Meehan $100

to vote for Borock LaBamba in '08.
And another 100 to start a blog of his own and to shut the HELL up.
Is this interesting enough for you?
here are your pictures sean.
remember this sean?
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do you remember this sean?
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theres fucking lara and clint sean. do you remember that? jesus. how much more do you need?
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fine. heres my dad with chuck fucking yeager.
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now i know you love drugs. and hate cats. so heres that video you needed.

let me know if ive done it for you sweetheart.
i dont want you standing in the dark with your cock in hand.
baby needs to nut.





jesus this weekend was way too long.
im still thinking about john getting high and playing football with a dude who looked like the black hulk and talked like Him from wonder showzen.

my new purpose in life is to keep sean dourke meehan entertained.

its the most serious ive ever taken anything in my life.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

tom mahoney was right.

this is the summer of hell.
i have to go to the hospital a couple times through out the next week or two. EKG's and CAT scans. just to make sure my brain isnt fucked after the double header that took place on mothers day.
this is just fucking ridiculous.

THIS is just fucking awesome.



oh. werner herzog is remaking bad liutenant. with this guy.

dope.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

dont return home.

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so im not gonna be in LA for awhile. ill be in LA this weekend to gather my shit and after that im going home for awhile. i had 2 seizures in 1 day which is a first. spent all day in the ER throwing up, convulsing, acting "hostile" and watching whatever that was in my drip bag drip for 9 hours straight. apparently for some reason i started acting hostile and it took 3 nurses to hold me down. im sure it was dude nurses but for the sake of comedy I would like to imagine small little women. they had to dose me up with ativan until i was completely knocked out. hamm took the above picture.
Im glad someone did.
thats the way she goes.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

We sail tonight for Korea.

what ever happened to this one?
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oh yea, gonna get it pt. 5.

Sunday, May 4, 2008