the family keeps getting bigger.

my friends always give me shit about how big my extended family is.
bad news dorks.
i just got an email on facebook from a colleen standley.(no relation)

you have my dad's name and my grandpa's name. Any chance you are from or in the midwest or Texas?Crazy idea from another Standley here. We're dying off in California (no surprise!) but come from a stock that is as creative and inventive as we are stalwart and hard to kill. In any event - best to you. Keep the faith for our family name!
- Colleen Standley

there’s only one end

everything before that is just progress.

gold.

this is my papa.

gary oldman can do anything.

Rest in Peace DeLuise

1933-2009

from aziz.

this was found on aziz ansari'sblog, azizisbored.com. apparently the rest of the human giant guys and co. went to michael jacksons auction at neverland ranch. go thru all the photos and creep the fuck out.

gypsies and blowjobs from the queen of england.

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