Tuesday, July 29, 2008

todays forecast:

Highs in the 80s, sunny and a possible chance of......
EARTHQUAKES!!!!!!!!!!

not as bad as the 94 one.

QUAKE RIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

"If Only.....

....Jesus was on lithium."
-Shintaro Suzuki

Friday, July 25, 2008

sean dourke meehan....

...Is freaky in the sack, freaky in the sack, freaky in the sack.

"Honestly, I'm freakier in the sack than both of you."
-Sean to casey and camerin

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

brrrthday

Johns taking his first dump as a 24 year old. Marks alarm has been ringing for a minute straight. Robbie has been hoping buses since 8 in the mornin'. Handling post-Nam shit. John just got a birthday phone from some guy named "Cali Boy".
Ill take the red pill.
No, Ill take the blue pill.
Fuck it, Ill take both of em.
-John Ringer

Monday, July 14, 2008

There better not be any Bright Eyes on this fucking i-Pod

John and I have a reservation for 2 on this highway to hell. We'll be in Oaklyn in an hour. I'll be there for a week then back to LA. Robbie gets back from the shit in 'Nam in 24 minutes. These pringles are killing me. Kylesa is rocking me. Johnny P is saving me. Chico is missing me.
5 days with Mr and Mrs John and Mark Botill.
Alert the coastal command.
Let the whips blow back.