...put him out of his goddamn misery.
How can someone who's responsible for this,
sink that low?
Friday, March 21, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
clint.
Clint finally made it to LA before he moves to Portland to go back to cartoon college or whatever.
He showed up late. I had work in the morning.
He arrived in that outfit and left in that outfit.
Went to PYT the next night. Clint was wearing the clothes Bianca picked out for him, and of course Bianca dressed him like a black guy at a club.
Still looked dope though.
Dont have pictures.
Got to PYT. Drank the free drinks. Clint tore up the stripper pole but then got kicked off cuz he aint a chick.
Casey showed up. I thought it was Brandon Lee from The Crow.
He gave me a vicodin.
Game Over.
Drove to Camerins with Renata(why?).
Fell asleep on Camerins couch with Clint.
I just realized we should have had the camera for this night.
The Next day we just fucking chilled. Hard.
Clint in the kitchen. Again.
I got new boots Mike Hamm. Try it. They're fire retarded.
The dopest beer cozy ever.
Sean jumped off the fucking wagon.
Goodnight and goodbye babe.
He showed up late. I had work in the morning.
He arrived in that outfit and left in that outfit.
Went to PYT the next night. Clint was wearing the clothes Bianca picked out for him, and of course Bianca dressed him like a black guy at a club.
Still looked dope though.
Dont have pictures.
Got to PYT. Drank the free drinks. Clint tore up the stripper pole but then got kicked off cuz he aint a chick.
Casey showed up. I thought it was Brandon Lee from The Crow.
He gave me a vicodin.
Game Over.
Drove to Camerins with Renata(why?).
Fell asleep on Camerins couch with Clint.
I just realized we should have had the camera for this night.
The Next day we just fucking chilled. Hard.
Clint in the kitchen. Again.
I got new boots Mike Hamm. Try it. They're fire retarded.
The dopest beer cozy ever.
Sean jumped off the fucking wagon.
Goodnight and goodbye babe.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Sunday Morning...
...and John and Gary are laying in my bed playing videogames talking about gangbanging Bianca. John also just woke up from a nap which was caused by eating 10 dollars worth of Taco Bell. Concert Warning: Too Much Rock n' Roll May Kill Your Baby.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Hey James, What Are You Doing?
Listening to Freebird while listening to John watch porn. (John:"Its Hentai bro")
Johns phone conversation highlights:
"Hey, you wanna start wearing Keds with me?"
"Hey James wikipedia patronizing for me, these bros don't know what patronizing means"
A voice emulator from John's computer just said "patronize"
Now Gary's making it say "penis" and "butthole"
"Me and Brad are just doing lunch right now lets meet up at the Scientology thing call my secretary James and Gary"
*whispering* "taint, taint, taint"
Sean's not coming over now.
Thats the way she goes.
Johns phone conversation highlights:
"Hey, you wanna start wearing Keds with me?"
"Hey James wikipedia patronizing for me, these bros don't know what patronizing means"
A voice emulator from John's computer just said "patronize"
Now Gary's making it say "penis" and "butthole"
"Me and Brad are just doing lunch right now lets meet up at the Scientology thing call my secretary James and Gary"
*whispering* "taint, taint, taint"
Sean's not coming over now.
Thats the way she goes.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Aliens Have Birthdays Too.
Camerin turned 34. Thats like 27 in human years. All of his friends went and had dinner at Rambutan.
He was there. But he didn't really know where he was.
Red on Red.
Lil dude on Lil dude action.
They were there.
And they were there.
J. Denim.
Head/cumshot.
Then we went to Cha Cha's.
Dan brought his step-son to a bar for the first time that night.
This is Sparky. The only one who's going to understand the insanity of this picture is Micheal. He makes shirts of his cat and sell them in NYC and LA. The cats name was Sparky as well.
BZ Kills It!!
Big J gets drunk and plays golf.
The new posterboy for Sextasy.
Jagershots jagerbombs hellyeah
At that point, I went and puked the pad thai I ate earlier while being covered in black lights.
When I came back, this was going on.
I had to drive back with Tom and Sparky. Tom started to speed towards a barrier screaming "do you wan to live or die?" over and over. We lived. Sparky lit his matchbook on fire right next to a gas tank at the AM/PM. The guy wouldnt sell Sparky beer so Sparky threw his money away for some reason. We got back. Everyone left. Hamm and I synched Holy Mountain up with Dead Meadow and blasted off. This was the last thing I saw that night.
He was there. But he didn't really know where he was.
Red on Red.
Lil dude on Lil dude action.
They were there.
And they were there.
J. Denim.
Head/cumshot.
Then we went to Cha Cha's.
Dan brought his step-son to a bar for the first time that night.
This is Sparky. The only one who's going to understand the insanity of this picture is Micheal. He makes shirts of his cat and sell them in NYC and LA. The cats name was Sparky as well.
BZ Kills It!!
Big J gets drunk and plays golf.
The new posterboy for Sextasy.
Jagershots jagerbombs hellyeah
At that point, I went and puked the pad thai I ate earlier while being covered in black lights.
When I came back, this was going on.
I had to drive back with Tom and Sparky. Tom started to speed towards a barrier screaming "do you wan to live or die?" over and over. We lived. Sparky lit his matchbook on fire right next to a gas tank at the AM/PM. The guy wouldnt sell Sparky beer so Sparky threw his money away for some reason. We got back. Everyone left. Hamm and I synched Holy Mountain up with Dead Meadow and blasted off. This was the last thing I saw that night.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Happy Birthday John
“You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way.”
happy birthday captain.
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