I'm chillin like a scarecrow...

...lookin for some brain.

waitin' around to die.

heres some shit thats happened over the past few months I never got around to posting.
The Doctors birthday.

The make-up sex was worth it.

Pretty sure this guy was proof reading his own suicide note.

True Metal Night

Kyle was leaving to Hawaii the next day to film a reggae music video.

Casey loves guns. Keyes dad wrote for Duck Tales. Big J hits BMW's and giggles about it.

Space punk, bitch!

The scariest part of driving on the 405-N.

"do I look fat?"

pterosaurs.

A man aged 29 was arrested on 27 December after he crashed his car into a streetlight pole in Wenatchee, Washington, at 11.20pm. Witnesses told police he had been driving down Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into the wrong lane, against oncoming traffic. When police asked him what caused the accident, he apparently replied with a single word: “pterodactyl”. It was not said if he was tested for drugs.

From the same article:

The story of a wounded pterodactyl killed by cowboys that appeared in the Epitaph news­paper in Tombstone, Arizona, in 1890 was almost certainly a tall tale.

Tall tale my ass.

the white accord is going 88 mph straight down.

I sold the white Honda yesterday. Its a 1992 but I think its been dropped thru the branches of the Hamm family for 70 some odd years. I would like to think that. Shit I collected out of the car moments before putting the nail in the coffin?: A book on space travel, Hamms Bluetooth he was psyched on for a day, a dirty ribbed condom, lighter fluid, a match book with a topless pin up girl on it and a polaroid of Clint taken upside down. As I slowly drove away, I turned the radio on and as the car was being towed up the truck bed System of a Downs "Chop Suey" went into the breakdown about "angels deserving to die".

I thought that was fitting.

I wish I had a picture of her to put up but nobody ever thought it was deserving of it.

Probably because it was a fucking 92 Accord.

In all seriousness, she will be missed.

Thats the way she goes.

I'll be bathing in the glory of the throne.

I got two hands
I wanna clap my hands together
I got two legs
I wanna dance to heavens door
I got one heart
I'm gonna fill it up with up Jesus
and I ain't gonna think about trouble anymore

get me hard.

get me started.