teaser.

nowison nowison

vamp on.

a proper vampire film. fuck diamond skin and vampires in high school.

fuck i love chan-wook.

Chemical tests on the rock have proved it had fallen from space.

what the fuck?

ok ok ok ok

The final seasons of “Family Matters” completely abandoned any pretense of realism or common sense. The Winslows adopted an inner city black kid named 3J, Steve Urkel managed to clone himself, make himself cool, make himself into Bruce Lee, transport himself to Paris and time travel with Carl to pirate times.

ABC dropped “Family Matters” for its final season but CBS picked it up. Harriette Winslow was recast by Judyann Elder after JoMarie Payton played the role for nearly 200 episodes. Laura Winslow realized that she actually loved Steve- the boy that had stalked her repeatedly and consistently for over a decade- and not Stephan Urquelle, Steve's super douchey Nutty Professor-esque alter ego. Steve continued to destroy the Winslow's house, showing no remorse, while the audience was still supposed to feel bad for Steve when Carl got angry at him.

The final episode was an edge-of-your-seat two parter. Steve wins a contest and goes into space with NASA. After a mishap during a space walk, he's caught adrift in the cold void of nothingness. He's able to fix his predicament by hot wiring a satellite and using its rocket boosters to bring him back to the space shuttle- all with the best graphics 1998 television had to offer. And Laura agrees to marry him.

Why does Micheal Cavanaugh never age?

Native Americans make it clear that individual performance is not dependent upon chronological age. Instead, the individual's ability to function and contribute serves as the criteria.

woah.

Apparently David Carridine hung himself in Bangkok.

"Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body."






rest in peace old boy.

thats the way she goes.

excuse me

the family keeps getting bigger.

my friends always give me shit about how big my extended family is.
bad news dorks.
i just got an email on facebook from a colleen standley.(no relation)

you have my dad's name and my grandpa's name. Any chance you are from or in the midwest or Texas?Crazy idea from another Standley here. We're dying off in California (no surprise!) but come from a stock that is as creative and inventive as we are stalwart and hard to kill. In any event - best to you. Keep the faith for our family name!
- Colleen Standley

there’s only one end

everything before that is just progress.

gold.

this is my papa.

gary oldman can do anything.

Rest in Peace DeLuise

1933-2009

from aziz.

this was found on aziz ansari'sblog, azizisbored.com. apparently the rest of the human giant guys and co. went to michael jacksons auction at neverland ranch. go thru all the photos and creep the fuck out.

gypsies and blowjobs from the queen of england.

.

go.

"I'll be your huckleberry"

joe imes, aka birdman aka stains aka tape eyes, just started a blog.
yournodaisy.blogspot.com

the most recent pictures are from joes recently purchased warehouse/plumbing storage/skatepark.
joe will be living there along with me and probably john or sweetheart hamm.

dyrdek has the "fantasy factory".
berra has "the berrics".
imes has "the ________".

we need help with a name.

i want to call it "the terrarium".

leave suggestions for a name.

I'm just looking for a guitar dude.

Found while looking for a guitar on craigslist.

"My fiancee left me about three months ago after 4 years... I lost our apartment, my job, my car, everything...
I need money to stay alive pretty much and keep my cell phone on. Just trying to get by...
It is in great condition, strap locks and all. The guitar alone cost almost a thousand and the fur lined case cost a couple hundred.
$500 dollars flat for both is a great deal. But im so poor and sad and depressed im at the point where I almost don't care anymore.
Please... if anyone has a heart and some compassion to help me in this dark time it would mean more to me than you'd ever know.
Thank you."

Tune your guitar to sad bud.

moon.

its directed by duncan jones..........son of david bowie.
no fucking big deal.

halloween2k7

(r-l)
phil - jack bauer
camerin - the pink panther
me - james bond
justin - coked up jew (that wasnt his costume. he just wears suits when he goes to crazy girls. and thats where we picked him up at.)