That's The Way She Goes.

teaser.

2009-08-31T19:11:00.000-07:00

nowison nowison

2009-06-26T13:29:00.001-07:00

vamp on.

2009-06-22T15:22:00.000-07:00

a proper vampire film. fuck diamond skin and vampires in high school.

fuck i love chan-wook.

Chemical tests on the rock have proved it had fallen from space.

2009-06-12T10:47:00.001-07:00

what the fuck?

ok ok ok ok

2009-06-05T12:06:00.000-07:00

The final seasons of “Family Matters” completely abandoned any pretense of realism or common sense. The Winslows adopted an inner city black kid named 3J, Steve Urkel managed to clone himself, make himself cool, make himself into Bruce Lee, transport himself to Paris and time travel with Carl to pirate times.

ABC dropped “Family Matters” for its final season but CBS picked it up. Harriette Winslow was recast by Judyann Elder after JoMarie Payton played the role for nearly 200 episodes. Laura Winslow realized that she actually loved Steve- the boy that had stalked her repeatedly and consistently for over a decade- and not Stephan Urquelle, Steve's super douchey Nutty Professor-esque alter ego. Steve continued to destroy the Winslow's house, showing no remorse, while the audience was still supposed to feel bad for Steve when Carl got angry at him.

The final episode was an edge-of-your-seat two parter. Steve wins a contest and goes into space with NASA. After a mishap during a space walk, he's caught adrift in the cold void of nothingness. He's able to fix his predicament by hot wiring a satellite and using its rocket boosters to bring him back to the space shuttle- all with the best graphics 1998 television had to offer. And Laura agrees to marry him.

Why does Micheal Cavanaugh never age?

2009-06-04T14:22:00.000-07:00

Native Americans make it clear that individual performance is not dependent upon chronological age. Instead, the individual's ability to function and contribute serves as the criteria.

woah.

2009-06-04T13:13:00.001-07:00

Apparently David Carridine hung himself in Bangkok.

"Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body."

rest in peace old boy.

thats the way she goes.

excuse me

2009-06-02T16:17:00.001-07:00

the family keeps getting bigger.

2009-05-19T15:12:00.000-07:00

my friends always give me shit about how big my extended family is.
bad news dorks.
i just got an email on facebook from a colleen standley.(no relation)

you have my dad's name and my grandpa's name. Any chance you are from or in the midwest or Texas?Crazy idea from another Standley here. We're dying off in California (no surprise!) but come from a stock that is as creative and inventive as we are stalwart and hard to kill. In any event - best to you. Keep the faith for our family name!
- Colleen Standley

there’s only one end

2009-05-14T11:29:00.000-07:00

everything before that is just progress.

gold.

2009-05-07T11:11:00.000-07:00

this is my papa.

gary oldman can do anything.

2009-05-05T13:48:00.001-07:00

Rest in Peace DeLuise

2009-05-05T13:16:00.000-07:00

1933-2009

from aziz.

2009-05-04T15:26:00.001-07:00

this was found on aziz ansari'sblog, azizisbored.com. apparently the rest of the human giant guys and co. went to michael jacksons auction at neverland ranch. go thru all the photos and creep the fuck out.

gypsies and blowjobs from the queen of england.

2009-05-01T17:21:00.000-07:00

go.

2009-04-18T14:52:00.001-07:00

"I'll be your huckleberry"

2009-04-18T12:54:00.000-07:00

joe imes, aka birdman aka stains aka tape eyes, just started a blog.
yournodaisy.blogspot.com

the most recent pictures are from joes recently purchased warehouse/plumbing storage/skatepark.
joe will be living there along with me and probably john or sweetheart hamm.

dyrdek has the "fantasy factory".
berra has "the berrics".
imes has "the ________".

we need help with a name.

i want to call it "the terrarium".

leave suggestions for a name.

I'm just looking for a guitar dude.

2009-04-18T11:29:00.000-07:00

Found while looking for a guitar on craigslist.

"My fiancee left me about three months ago after 4 years... I lost our apartment, my job, my car, everything...
I need money to stay alive pretty much and keep my cell phone on. Just trying to get by...
It is in great condition, strap locks and all. The guitar alone cost almost a thousand and the fur lined case cost a couple hundred.
$500 dollars flat for both is a great deal. But im so poor and sad and depressed im at the point where I almost don't care anymore.
Please... if anyone has a heart and some compassion to help me in this dark time it would mean more to me than you'd ever know.
Thank you."

Tune your guitar to sad bud.

moon.

2009-04-10T13:54:00.000-07:00

its directed by duncan jones..........son of david bowie.
no fucking big deal.

halloween2k7

2009-04-10T13:00:00.001-07:00

(r-l)
phil - jack bauer
camerin - the pink panther
me - james bond
justin - coked up jew (that wasnt his costume. he just wears suits when he goes to crazy girls. and thats where we picked him up at.)

rifles and airsoft guns.

2009-04-10T12:56:00.001-07:00

space bullets.

2009-04-10T11:17:00.001-07:00

bang.

john...

2009-03-25T14:04:00.000-07:00

...i'am waiting.

gonna get it pt.8

2008-11-20T14:16:00.000-08:00

bringin it back.

debbie harry from blondie.

jesus christ.
sean and i have also deemed this the hardest song to roll up into a club to.

bruce mcculloch

2008-10-24T17:34:00.000-07:00

sean gave me the 1st season of kids in the hall. it just reminded me how funny bruce mcculloch is.

thank you sean.

The 3 Hamms

2008-10-10T21:23:00.001-07:00

The best part about Hamms are that they're so many to choose from. Mikes in Ft Bragg. So I called Cody. So now I'll be hanging out with Mike basically. I can't freaking wait to hang out with my new Hamm. If you would like a Hamm of your own just call 530.872.1694

Christian Bale in Batman....

2008-10-09T11:33:00.000-07:00

...Was not as nearly as hard as Christian Bale in Newsies.
(And yes, I am watching Newsies right now.)

Am I the only person who thought Harry Connick Jr should have played Will Smith's role in Independence Day?

Kathie Lee Gifford needs to be shot in the throat.

My dad interrupted me while I was in the bathroom yesterday screaming that he needed me to drive him to the ER. So I ran out and he was laughing hysterically. Apparently he was getting me back for making him watch that "wierd queer shit". He was referring to Kids In The Hall. I told him Sean gave it to me for my birthday.
"Sounds about right," he replied, "wierd shit from a wierd kid".

I'm making bracelets that read "W.W.C.D.B.D".
What Would Casey Daniel Barclay Do.
Let me know if you want one. 15 dollars each.
I'll be selling them at the Chico Farmers Market.

Crutchie sure could dance for a cripple.

I'll be busy from 5:30 til 11:00. Dodgers in the playoffs, The Office and Its Always Sunny.
The cables out at my house so I'll be watching it in the heathens room while he's at work.
He will not be aware of this until he arrives home from work.
And then he will proceed to bum the fuck out.

bust your ass like a lobster tail.

2008-09-25T18:22:00.000-07:00

I was dragged into fantasy football by Casey and Hamm because their league needed a 12th member. I still have no idea what I'm doing but I'm doing something right. I got 1st pick in the draft and I'm in 4th place right now. If anybody wants to know what I'll be basing my decisions on for the rest of the season, just follow the link.

I Miss My Boys....

2008-09-05T21:17:00.000-07:00

....So Freaking Much.

yomi.

2008-09-05T15:18:00.001-07:00

work hard...

work harder...

play hardest.

why norm mcdonald is still funny.

2008-09-04T15:35:00.001-07:00

http://videogum.com/archives/stand-up-comedy/norm-macdonalds-genius-roast-of-bob-saget_015201.html?utm_source=bb&utm_medium=mc

dedicated to michael "sweetheart" hamm

2008-09-02T16:04:00.000-07:00

antwaun dixon goes off in vegas. some dudes fight in the first part. TK tries to talk shit over. and then in the second part antwuan straight windmills some dork to the ground.

oh, and apparently he likes to party in tampa as well.

http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=08018722

"I'm digging myself a hole.....

2008-08-30T04:53:00.000-07:00

....To Gay China."
-John Ringer

feeny.

2008-08-29T02:05:00.001-07:00

The Treeman Show

2008-08-28T14:40:00.000-07:00

Beneath the tides of time and space...

2008-08-28T11:55:00.000-07:00

...strange fish are swimming.

rad

2008-08-24T17:13:00.000-07:00

Everyone is trapped on the bus. No one can get out. The doors are shut close and won't open. Its fucking boiling in here and this dork wearing a cold stone shirt keeps making dumb jokes. "They're gonna find us and we're going to be mummies!" Shut the fuck up kid! I've never had to use an emergency exit before but I'm not going to die on this bus with 6 wassup rocker kids, a retarded asian woman and this fucking nerd. I'll give it 5 minutes before I kick the emergency exit window wide the fuck open.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

2008-08-21T20:44:00.000-07:00

Im watching the olympics and they played this song during a montage.

The Jabberwocky Man

2008-08-18T15:43:00.000-07:00

Ive been searching for this for years now. I remember watching this as a lil dude and being completely fucking terrified.

Now I just feel like an idiot.

"Aint no nostalgia to this shit here."

2008-08-13T11:58:00.000-07:00

I miss The Wire.
And it's sad that Grant and Shin are the only ones who share my grief.

2008-08-12T21:42:00.000-07:00

Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips

i wonder how hard this party went off.

2008-08-05T19:28:00.000-07:00

babys gonna die tonight.

2008-08-05T12:50:00.000-07:00

someone died in our apartment.

todays forecast:

2008-07-29T11:56:00.000-07:00

Highs in the 80s, sunny and a possible chance of......
EARTHQUAKES!!!!!!!!!!

not as bad as the 94 one.

QUAKE RIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

full moon fever.

2008-07-27T23:31:00.000-07:00

"If Only.....

2008-07-26T00:42:00.000-07:00

....Jesus was on lithium."
-Shintaro Suzuki

sean dourke meehan....

2008-07-25T16:26:00.000-07:00

...Is freaky in the sack, freaky in the sack, freaky in the sack.

"Honestly, I'm freakier in the sack than both of you."
-Sean to casey and camerin

brrrthday

2008-07-16T11:12:00.000-07:00

Johns taking his first dump as a 24 year old. Marks alarm has been ringing for a minute straight. Robbie has been hoping buses since 8 in the mornin'. Handling post-Nam shit. John just got a birthday phone from some guy named "Cali Boy".
Ill take the red pill.
No, Ill take the blue pill.
Fuck it, Ill take both of em.
-John Ringer

There better not be any Bright Eyes on this fucking i-Pod

2008-07-14T18:47:00.000-07:00

John and I have a reservation for 2 on this highway to hell. We'll be in Oaklyn in an hour. I'll be there for a week then back to LA. Robbie gets back from the shit in 'Nam in 24 minutes. These pringles are killing me. Kylesa is rocking me. Johnny P is saving me. Chico is missing me.
5 days with Mr and Mrs John and Mark Botill.
Alert the coastal command.
Let the whips blow back.

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits

2008-06-24T15:23:00.000-07:00

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

R I P

gingers have tempers.

2008-06-20T15:59:00.000-07:00

an open letter to all from Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age regarding his "homophobic" rant after a kid threw a shoe at his face at a show in Oslo.
homme had a 100 plus degree temperature and was throwing up all day.
i dont blame him.
watch the video first.

heres the letter.

Members of the Peanut Gallery:

Some journalists & citizens on the internet are wondering: Q? Am I a homophobe because I included a slang for gay in with other "acceptable" curse words during a verbal lashing I gave a young concertgoer, after being hit by his shoe, during a show the other day? A= Nope. My gay family & friends, as well as myself, KNOW I am not a homophobe. For years now I've known gay is not a choice; one's skin color doesn't determine one's intelligence level; & red hair doesn't mean you're someone's stepchild. You see, it's not the words, it's their intent. I never said, nor suggested, that being gay is wrong, but apparently, based on your outrage to my flu-infused rant, you do! By that logic... I also told that young whipper snapper I'd have anal sex with him... how can I possibly reconcile these opposing viewpoints? I called him a pussy too. Does it mean I hate our one worlds' collective vagina? I never have been nor intend to be politically correct. That's your cross to bear. To me, that PC world would suck more shit than the porta-potty truck at Glastonbury. Homophobic? I'm in Queens of the Stone Age for crissake... You say, "So. Your band name doesn't prove anything." Maybe not. But it's a helluv a lot more definitive than the logic of some watchdog... (sorry canine-American, canine-European, canine-African, canine-Australian & canine-Asian) moralist, keeping score from pure perfectionville? If your glass house is squeegeed that clean & you need to do something, do what the great philosopher Bill Hick's once suggested: - forgive me-. Or don't. I'm not asking for either, OK? I think you should let both of your cheeks go loose so the stick will drop out. Either way I expect that you'll soon find another injustice from your chair, then roll to your bullhorn & point it out to the rest of us... Because you're so above it all. Or If you'll allow me to translate a wish of mine into your PC lingo:
Will you please go have, consensual, sex with yourself.
Pretty please with all natural, carbon offset sugar on top.

Sincerely,
Mr. Missundastood
A.K.A. Joshua, Baby Duck, Jho
Head Choreographer & Do Stuff Corporation's pansexual spokes-thing

brad pitt will go off this year.

2008-06-20T15:53:00.000-07:00

first in the Coen brothers "Burn After Reading":

and then in Fincher's "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button":

nothing much else to say.
brad pitt is just fucking rad.

"Cuz when you play with me...

2008-06-13T10:00:00.000-07:00

...you play with fire."

Yesterday while sitting around Hamms watching the fire burn Paradise down on tv, Hamm suggested we start a fire at Emma Wilson. There was one going off in Humboldt and one in Paradise, he thought the fires would attract each other and do something.
I lost him at that point.
I think he said something along the lines of fire bomb.
But.
This is where things get fucking crazy.
I wake up this morning and go to chicoer.com to see how the fire was doing. Below the main story I saw this headline.
"Fire Damages Emma Wilson School"
http://www.chicoer.com/news/ci_9575913

Chewys been a busy little wookie.

I have come to the conclusion...

2008-06-12T12:50:00.000-07:00

...that I want every lyric off Lil Wayne's "The Carter III" tatooed on my body.

space travels in my blood

2008-06-11T23:43:00.000-07:00

there aint nothing i can do about it.

this is the only ones. the song is "another girl another planet".
theyre from the 70's.
they liked to party.
i think time and dope caught up with the frontman.
for some reason i think thats what botill is going to look like when he grows up.
does anybody know what this song is from? a film or a skate video?
someone help.

what goes around is all around..

2008-06-10T14:44:00.000-07:00

found these in my closet. we were doing a project on fashion in the '80s. (ACT was such a fucking joke.) that blonde chick isnt a chick at all. its sean meehan.

ladies and gentlemen...MR SEAN IRVING!!! and myself rowed up. and that crazy korean girl that john banged after us 3 did abunch of tequila shots at johns moms house. i slept downstairs and watched starship troopers with tong and mo.

gonna get it pt. 7

2008-06-09T21:49:00.000-07:00

cassie from skins.

shes the mentally unstable yet adorable girl from my favorite british teen melodrama "skins".

shes gonna get it.
bad.

thanks to the new gutter twins music video...

2008-06-09T12:27:00.000-07:00

the summer of mike is about to go the fuck off. albeit we did just lose mike #4(mark botill) to the bay area. fucking dummy.

an idle mind is the devil's playground.

Robert Downey Jr is going to live forever!!!!

2008-06-09T11:00:00.000-07:00

keeping it fucking sexy.

In 2003, Robert Downey Jr. was driving down PCH in California with a ton of "fucking dope" in the car when he suddenly decided to stop at Burger King for a meal. He said eating one of their burgers made him turn his life around.

He said, "I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen."

He immediately dumped all his drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act.

gonna get it pt.6

2008-06-09T01:37:00.000-07:00

Marjorie Cameron.

I let john borrow sex and rockets. its a book about jack parsons, the guy who invented rocket fuel and jet propulsion. the guy who took america to space. there would be no neil armstrong, no apollo 13, no buzz lightyear, if it hadnt been for jack. no ones heard about him though because the man was an occultist. marjorie was jacks scarlet woman. he regarded her as "the fulfillment of magical rituals he had been performing as the beginning of the Babalon Working, roughly, an attempt to incarnate in a physical body a divine entity, a living Goddess, that would bring about great change for the Aeon of Horus and change the course of history."

she starred in a kenneth anger film after jack blew himself up with jet fuel and explosives in his pasadena lodge. she was a painter as well. she later burned most of her paintings in the late 1950s in a symbolic suicide performed with her second husband Sherif Kimmil after they had been up for several days on speed and had formed what Cameron called a "suicide club". Kimmil slit his wrists in the bathroom at the same time as the burning.
she didnt die till 1995.

prelude to the fall.

2008-06-08T22:53:00.000-07:00

just finished watching point break. i realized how much of a fucking bum-out its going to be if swayze succumbs to the cancer. but then roadhouse came on and i realized theres no fucking way that will happen. hes already survived a fucking plane crash. who was flying the plane? patrick and his dogs. and what did he do after the plane crashed? got out of the fucking plane and walked his dogs.
get hard.

my dad told me today about the one and only chance he had to become famous. he was driving vincent price from the holiday inn to the airport here in chico when he was about 18. vincent told him that chico "sure had alot of almonds".

my dad wasnt paying attention because he was imagining his name on the news the next day if he were to drive vincent price off the road and killed him.
pops says wierd shit occasionally.

(couldnt find a picture of the old man on the computer so heres what he would look like if he WAS famous.)

Every time...

2008-06-03T11:29:00.000-07:00

...I wake up in an emergency room, I want this guy to be at the foot of my bed.

bowzies boobie labwaste.

2008-06-02T17:52:00.000-07:00

bianca has expressed to me that i am never kind to her. that i am the meanest and the worst to her out of all the boys. she told me yesterday that she is going to put me under the 3 strike rule and of course after the 3rd strike

she

will

never

talk

to

me

again.

I of course promptly swung twice and got 2 strikes within 30 minutes. Im going to call bullshit as I usually do when ever something trys to come out of her mouth.
I want strike 3 right now.
hard
this hard

Give it to me you dumb little puerto rican.

Struck out?
Now bianca, if you can go a whole WEEK without saying ONE word to me, I will take you to candy tyme in the mall and you can get a whole bag on me.
But if you lose, this will be the worst summer of your life. It will be filled with put downs, sarcastic remarks, mental abuse("mental" as in fucking crazy), constantly pushing you to the ground, abortions, tying your shoelaces together when your not looking etc etc etc..

other than that, i wish i was in LA with sean, gary and casey watching universal studios burn the fuck down. i hope it burnt peter falks office down. oldboy is fucking crazy and yells at everyone. if he wasnt famous im pretty sure/positive/convinced he would be just another crazy old man who talks to himself and screams at inatimate objects.

i feel bad about what i just wrote. i love peter falk and wish him no harm.

hey john.

2008-05-23T11:40:00.000-07:00

lets go here.

over and over and over and over and over....

2008-05-21T20:43:00.000-07:00

skywave was the band before a place to bury strangers. grant told me about skywave. john told me that grant doesnt like a place to bury strangers. theyre practically the same fucking band you big pup. thanks anyway for the heads up grant. come back and lets get our free beef on.

the info from the user who posted this video reads:

"Song that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend...I still want her..."

heres a place to bury strangers. this video was shot in a RV in a dennys parking lot in ohio.

Never in my life...

2008-05-21T15:08:00.000-07:00

...would I have had ever ever ever ever imagined that my dad would ask me the question:
"Why does Clint have a boner?"

I did not have an answer for him.

guess what?

2008-05-20T22:59:00.000-07:00

on monday.

someone cums home.

hes cumming on an airplane.

and hes cumming hard.

and fast.

MARK BOTILL RETURNS TO AMERICA THIS MONDAY!!!

hide the lady boys.

we're drinking phuket buckets all night and gettin him leash'd.

An Open Letter to Casey Daniel Barclay

2008-05-20T20:27:00.000-07:00

Original posting from Casey's blog, "Aut Agere Aut Mori":

"Wednesday, May 14, 2008
James

Where the fuck are you James?
You can't move back to Chico before we finish the album."

Dear Casey-

Im sorry.
Come to Chico for the summer.
My brother's going to jail.
You can have his room.
And then we can get the ball rolling again.

With love,
James a.k.a "your Jimmy Denim"

go play puppies.

2008-05-20T18:49:00.000-07:00

Ill be at Duffys most likely with Mike #3. Getting pissed and putting 20 dollars worth of plays of Jerry Lee Lewis on the jukebox.

trill

2008-05-20T17:50:00.000-07:00

recognize trill.

mamas mad cuz im fuckin up her gold pots.

2008-05-20T11:23:00.000-07:00

> Roland Emmerich (ID4, The Day After Tommorrow) is directing the 2012 movie. Old news. New news? John Cusack is going to star. John Cusack is thee last fucking person I would want to be stuck with in that situation.

> Theyre finally making a movie about the WACO standoff. Another idea I sat on too long. I need to start doing something or my inventions and ideas like the "Cool-Out"(tm) and movies about cults are going to keep getting snatched faster than you can say "Vote for Borack LaBamba in 2008"

> Brian Wilson is coming back. The man is torched out of his mind but its still Brian fucking Wilson. You write Pet Sounds asshole.

Ill give Sean Meehan $100

2008-05-19T16:56:00.000-07:00

to vote for Borock LaBamba in '08.
And another 100 to start a blog of his own and to shut the HELL up.
Is this interesting enough for you?
here are your pictures sean.
remember this sean?

do you remember this sean?

theres fucking lara and clint sean. do you remember that? jesus. how much more do you need?

fine. heres my dad with chuck fucking yeager.

now i know you love drugs. and hate cats. so heres that video you needed.

let me know if ive done it for you sweetheart.
i dont want you standing in the dark with your cock in hand.
baby needs to nut.

jesus this weekend was way too long.
im still thinking about john getting high and playing football with a dude who looked like the black hulk and talked like Him from wonder showzen.

my new purpose in life is to keep sean dourke meehan entertained.

its the most serious ive ever taken anything in my life.

tom mahoney was right.

2008-05-15T01:24:00.000-07:00

this is the summer of hell.
i have to go to the hospital a couple times through out the next week or two. EKG's and CAT scans. just to make sure my brain isnt fucked after the double header that took place on mothers day.
this is just fucking ridiculous.

THIS is just fucking awesome.

oh. werner herzog is remaking bad liutenant. with this guy.

dope.

dont return home.

2008-05-13T10:44:00.000-07:00

so im not gonna be in LA for awhile. ill be in LA this weekend to gather my shit and after that im going home for awhile. i had 2 seizures in 1 day which is a first. spent all day in the ER throwing up, convulsing, acting "hostile" and watching whatever that was in my drip bag drip for 9 hours straight. apparently for some reason i started acting hostile and it took 3 nurses to hold me down. im sure it was dude nurses but for the sake of comedy I would like to imagine small little women. they had to dose me up with ativan until i was completely knocked out. hamm took the above picture.
Im glad someone did.
thats the way she goes.

We sail tonight for Korea.

2008-05-06T16:21:00.000-07:00

what ever happened to this one?

oh yea, gonna get it pt. 5.

gonna get it pt. 4

2008-05-04T22:00:00.000-07:00

the girl in the last 10 seconds of the video below.

space crazy kickin' it.

2008-05-04T13:09:00.000-07:00

long lost deadmond sighting #513: Clints Dad's twin brother

2008-04-24T16:16:00.000-07:00

http://view.break.com/492378 - Watch more free videos
Holland is fucking wiieerd.

sleepwalk to this.

2008-04-23T19:50:00.000-07:00

my favorite song performed by my favorite race.
lil dude has dad on backing while he takes the lead?! fuuuuuuck.

gonna get it pt. 3

2008-04-23T18:33:00.000-07:00

claire yale is GONNA GET IT!

(dye val PRO ex)

2008-04-18T20:54:00.000-07:00

Depakote can cause side effects that may impair your thinking or reactions. Be careful if you drive or do anything that requires you to be awake and alert. Avoid exposure to sunlight or artificial UV rays (sunlamps or tanning beds). Depakote can make your skin more sensitive to sunlight and sunburn may result. Use a sunscreen (minimum SPF 15) and wear protective clothing if you must be out in the sun.

Anyone who has seen me in the last month or two will find this funny.

5 a day keeps the seizures at bay.

diamonds.

2008-04-18T10:56:00.000-07:00

sweetheart hamm loves the islands. and now theyve gained some more respect from me for this comment from diamonds....

"You know we didn't write Graceland, we were just influenced by it. People who grew up around that time were. The difference between us and Vampire Weekend is that we're not parroting the genre, going in and mining the territory that Paul Simon was in such a boring and uncreative way and just basically ripping him off. We were doing it in a way that wasn't reducing it to ... parody really. I mean when Paul Simon was doing it it was a discovery for him and we were trying to just get in sync with that same sense of musical exploration. I feel like with a band like Vampire Weekend is just seems so calculated, going through the same narrative styles and trying really hard to imitate. And it just sounds like an imitation. I don't even liken what we did to what they're doing. We had the same touchstone which was Graceland, which is a great starting point. That's what Paul Simon's great thing was is that he opened alot of people up to South African music and Brazil and all over and he was creative about it and you have to be creative in the way that you interpret and explore music. And I don't think that band is a very creative band I guess."

p.s.

2008-04-17T17:22:00.001-07:00

grant or robbie, please show me how to hack that virus into a computer.

nicolas.

2008-04-17T16:21:00.000-07:00

So after Grant showed me this video yesterday:

I found this related video. Apparently its a virus. You start up your computer and thats all it plays. Over and over. Its only 2 minutes but it feels really fucking longer than that.

whats up whodi

2008-04-14T18:39:00.000-07:00

yall just been HAX0RD. player.

chugz n arbz.

2008-04-14T16:39:00.002-07:00

Where in the world is....

2008-04-13T00:57:00.001-07:00

...Mark Botill?

I'm chillin like a scarecrow...

2008-04-11T00:07:00.000-07:00

...lookin for some brain.

waitin' around to die.

2008-04-05T19:25:00.000-07:00

heres some shit thats happened over the past few months I never got around to posting.
The Doctors birthday.

The make-up sex was worth it.

Pretty sure this guy was proof reading his own suicide note.

True Metal Night

Kyle was leaving to Hawaii the next day to film a reggae music video.

Casey loves guns. Keyes dad wrote for Duck Tales. Big J hits BMW's and giggles about it.

Space punk, bitch!

The scariest part of driving on the 405-N.

"do I look fat?"

2008-04-05T18:08:00.002-07:00

pterosaurs.

2008-04-05T18:04:00.000-07:00

A man aged 29 was arrested on 27 December after he crashed his car into a streetlight pole in Wenatchee, Washington, at 11.20pm. Witnesses told police he had been driving down Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into the wrong lane, against oncoming traffic. When police asked him what caused the accident, he apparently replied with a single word: “pterodactyl”. It was not said if he was tested for drugs.

From the same article:

The story of a wounded pterodactyl killed by cowboys that appeared in the Epitaph newspaper in Tombstone, Arizona, in 1890 was almost certainly a tall tale.

Tall tale my ass.

the white accord is going 88 mph straight down.

2008-04-04T21:07:00.000-07:00

I sold the white Honda yesterday. Its a 1992 but I think its been dropped thru the branches of the Hamm family for 70 some odd years. I would like to think that. Shit I collected out of the car moments before putting the nail in the coffin?: A book on space travel, Hamms Bluetooth he was psyched on for a day, a dirty ribbed condom, lighter fluid, a match book with a topless pin up girl on it and a polaroid of Clint taken upside down. As I slowly drove away, I turned the radio on and as the car was being towed up the truck bed System of a Downs "Chop Suey" went into the breakdown about "angels deserving to die".

I thought that was fitting.

I wish I had a picture of her to put up but nobody ever thought it was deserving of it.

Probably because it was a fucking 92 Accord.

In all seriousness, she will be missed.

Thats the way she goes.

I'll be bathing in the glory of the throne.

2008-04-04T21:05:00.000-07:00

I got two hands
I wanna clap my hands together
I got two legs
I wanna dance to heavens door
I got one heart
I'm gonna fill it up with up Jesus
and I ain't gonna think about trouble anymore

get me hard.

2008-04-01T00:49:00.001-07:00

get me started.

Somebody...

2008-03-21T09:44:00.000-07:00

...put him out of his goddamn misery.

How can someone who's responsible for this,

sink that low?

clint.

2008-03-16T18:48:00.000-07:00

Clint finally made it to LA before he moves to Portland to go back to cartoon college or whatever.
He showed up late. I had work in the morning.

He arrived in that outfit and left in that outfit.
Went to PYT the next night. Clint was wearing the clothes Bianca picked out for him, and of course Bianca dressed him like a black guy at a club.
Still looked dope though.
Dont have pictures.
Got to PYT. Drank the free drinks. Clint tore up the stripper pole but then got kicked off cuz he aint a chick.
Casey showed up. I thought it was Brandon Lee from The Crow.
He gave me a vicodin.
Game Over.
Drove to Camerins with Renata(why?).
Fell asleep on Camerins couch with Clint.
I just realized we should have had the camera for this night.

The Next day we just fucking chilled. Hard.
Clint in the kitchen. Again.

I got new boots Mike Hamm. Try it. They're fire retarded.

The dopest beer cozy ever.

Sean jumped off the fucking wagon.

Goodnight and goodbye babe.

no words.

2008-03-15T21:27:00.001-07:00

We've seen just this clip over 300 times. No exaggeration.

Sunday Morning...

2008-03-09T15:51:00.000-07:00

...and John and Gary are laying in my bed playing videogames talking about gangbanging Bianca. John also just woke up from a nap which was caused by eating 10 dollars worth of Taco Bell. Concert Warning: Too Much Rock n' Roll May Kill Your Baby.

Hey James, What Are You Doing?

2008-03-05T22:13:00.000-08:00

Listening to Freebird while listening to John watch porn. (John:"Its Hentai bro")

Johns phone conversation highlights:

"Hey, you wanna start wearing Keds with me?"

"Hey James wikipedia patronizing for me, these bros don't know what patronizing means"

A voice emulator from John's computer just said "patronize"

Now Gary's making it say "penis" and "butthole"

"Me and Brad are just doing lunch right now lets meet up at the Scientology thing call my secretary James and Gary"

*whispering* "taint, taint, taint"

Sean's not coming over now.

Thats the way she goes.

Aliens Have Birthdays Too.

2008-02-25T21:46:00.000-08:00

Camerin turned 34. Thats like 27 in human years. All of his friends went and had dinner at Rambutan.
He was there. But he didn't really know where he was.

Red on Red.

Lil dude on Lil dude action.

They were there.

And they were there.

J. Denim.

Head/cumshot.

Then we went to Cha Cha's.
Dan brought his step-son to a bar for the first time that night.

This is Sparky. The only one who's going to understand the insanity of this picture is Micheal. He makes shirts of his cat and sell them in NYC and LA. The cats name was Sparky as well.

BZ Kills It!!

Big J gets drunk and plays golf.

The new posterboy for Sextasy.

Jagershots jagerbombs hellyeah

At that point, I went and puked the pad thai I ate earlier while being covered in black lights.
When I came back, this was going on.

I had to drive back with Tom and Sparky. Tom started to speed towards a barrier screaming "do you wan to live or die?" over and over. We lived. Sparky lit his matchbook on fire right next to a gas tank at the AM/PM. The guy wouldnt sell Sparky beer so Sparky threw his money away for some reason. We got back. Everyone left. Hamm and I synched Holy Mountain up with Dead Meadow and blasted off. This was the last thing I saw that night.